Diet ice cream
Synthetic natural gas
Temporary tax increase
Twelve ounce pound cake
Contradictions, redundancies, etc.:
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator.
If you want people to know where you stand, wear the same socks for two weeks.
The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.
Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface.
One one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.
The world's full of apathy, but I don't care.
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Prejudiced people are all alike.
What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?
Those who judge others will burn in Hell!
Exageration is not all it's cracked up to be.
Evil is not all bad.
I'm still not sure I understand ambiguity.
There's no such thing as nonexistance.
Cooperation can only be reached when we work together.
He doesn't have much of a reputation, or so I've heard.
I disagree with unanimity.
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Avoid Alliteration. Always.
Prepostions are not words to end sentences with.
One should never generalize.
Avoid cliche's like the plague.
Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
I always try to do things in chronological order.
A Plateau is the highest form of flattery.
I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.
Exageration is a billion times worse than an understatement.
Death to all fanatics!
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hands.
An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
It's Deja Vu all over again.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure.
Don't be redundant by repeating yourself.
I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life.
I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid.
There are only three kinds of people; those who can count, and those who can't.
"No officer, I do not wish to give up my right to remain silent!"
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