Finally, a Mastercard television commercial for men:
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance and tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00.
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain:
.................. priceless.
There are some things that money can't buy . . . for everything else, there's Mastercard.
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Tickets to the Vikings Championship game: $350
Earplugs: $3.99
Case of beer and a tank of gas on the way to the game: $32.00
Vikings jersey: $80.00
Two beers and two hot dogs: $23.00
Two more beers and two more hot dogs: $23.00
Two more beers since you spilled yours after Randy Moss' touchdown: $23.00
Dry cleaning bill after spilling beer and hot dogs on your Viking's jersey after Cunningham's diving touchdown: $30.00
Watching the Vikings on Sunday afternoon, the highest scoring team in NFL history, with rookie of the year Randy Moss, and having Gary Anderson, with a perfect season and most consecutive kicks, miss a 38 yard field goal to take the Vikings out of the SuperBowl:
..................................PRICELESS!